Running and I aren't getting along so well lately. I think deep down I still love him, but right now, I don't really like him. We've been fighting a lot...take this morning for instance:
Me: I don't really feel like spending 4 miles with you right now. I think I'll sleep in.
Running: Look, Muffin Top, er, Muffin, you promised me last night that you would get up this morning.
Me: I know but I'm REALLY tired.
Running: Fine. Sleep then. But need I remind you that you're 30, and the cupcake you downed at 10 pm isn't going to metabolize like it did when you were 25?
Me: Them's fightin words.
Running: Get up then! Come out and kick my @ss on the road!
Me: I hate you.
Running: Don't say things you'll regret just because you're lazy.
Me: Fine. I'm getting up.
Running: Sucker.
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You write with the funny lady.
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