Last night was the infamous Running Spot “Holiday Hash Run.” The plan for the evening involved a 6-mile route with stops at 6 (or 7, for the daring) local bars. I’ve enjoyed plenty of alcohol AFTER my workouts but I had never actually drank DURING a workout – until last night.
Adding to the “challenge” of our pub run was the fact that it had snowed all day and it was still snowing/freezing raining when we set out for the first bar. The sidewalks were a mess so we were running in the street, which was kind of bad because the street was full of angry drivers and black ice.
However, despite the weather, the run was fantastic! The group that showed up was super fun and I got to run with some cool new people. The bar-by-bar recap goes something like this (I think)…
Bar 1 – Teller’s – optional (I didn’t stop here)Bar 2 – RP McMurphy’s OR The Establishment aka the “E” Since I skipped Teller’s, RP’s was technically my first bar. A relatively large group of runners crammed into what is a relatively small bar, all shoving to get their beer orders in first.
Having done a few pub crawls in the past, I knew I needed to drink shots vs. full beers if I wanted to keep up with everyone (I can’t drink bunches of beer fast). So, what shot goes best with running? Irish car bombs of course! They’re about the healthiest things you can get, in my opinion. Guinness is low carb, the Bailey’s has protein, and Irish whisky is just good for you in general.
Runners are kind of a competitive bunch (duh), so when the guy next to me also ordered a car bomb, it became clear that we should race. I lost, badly, but decided I needed a rematch at the next bar…which brings us to…
Bar 3 – The OaksI was one of the first runners to get here so I had already ordered and chugged my shot (I lost. Again.) by the time the place started filling up. Probably good because I managed to break my glass (I have a bad habit of slamming my glass down to signify the finish). I realized at this point that I might have a buzz…
Bar 4 – HabitsHabits is only about 200 yards away from The Oaks, so we sprinted there (great idea in the snow). I lost another car bomb race and noticed that none of us were bothering to turn off our flashing lights anymore. In addition to the regular flashing lights, some people were wearing flashing Christmas lights. I’m sure we were an epileptic’s worst nightmare. (Actually, we were probably a lot of people’s worst nightmare, given that we weren’t so fresh smelling and were getting progressively louder.)
Bar 5 – The PubI was a little slow getting to this bar but I have such good friends that by the time I arrived, a car bomb was already waiting for me. This was drink #4, and I feel obligated to mention that I’ve never had more than three car bombs in one night. Also, I didn’t have any dinner…maybe that’s why I kept losing the chug race…We tried to order water but to no avail.
Bar 6 – O’Bryon’sO’Bryon’s is about a mile from The Pub, which is a long way to run after a few drinks and it was mostly uphill, so I decided to run/walk this part of the route. I don’t remember a lot about this last bar except that I lost the final car bomb race and moved on to Blue Moon. Everyone, myself included, was pretty merry by this point. Thank goodness no one had a camera.
Overall the run was by far the most fun I have had with this group. Alcohol played a factor of course, but it was just awesome to hang out and relax with everyone versus putting ourselves through a masochistic training run like normal. Plus, I got to see my half marathon coach from last Spring as well as the girl who ran with me from mile 14-18 at Columbus. It was great to finally thank her in person for her support!